Curse

[M]agna_[C]arta · Apr 22, 2007, 02:10 AM // 02:10

*Thanks Fallen you brought me to Hell skipping Spirits, "Overdrive" the "Bring Everyone And Trick Them In A Place And Kill Them".*

*Escape Hell cause I have a contract with the Valkyries, and the Deal was "I'll give you 35m Sophitian Souls for a deal that I can not go to Hell.*

*So then when I went their a Group of Valkyries fighting against demons which is very long giving time for Spirit to gather everyone, I escaped when he was already killing everyone.*

*Spirit already killed everyone including the owner of the Bar so it had to close.*

I pwnd U · Apr 22, 2007, 03:30 AM // 03:30

*sips beer*
*wonders around aimlessly*
*runs into something*
*destroys it*
*saunters off*

SPIRIT OF THE SEA · Apr 23, 2007, 12:08 PM // 12:08

*wonders why your all still alive*

I pwnd U · Apr 23, 2007, 03:43 PM // 15:43

*sips beer*
*thinks of the magical force field around the bar*
*thanks the admins and mods for it*
*gets up*
*stretches*
*give someone a noogie*
*laughs*

Evenstar · Apr 23, 2007, 03:53 PM // 15:53

*walks into the bar*
*orders a drink*
*falls asleep while waiting*

Sir Skullcrasher · Apr 23, 2007, 04:23 PM // 16:23

*order a drink*
*kick Evenstar in the shins*
*bring in my charr army*
*watch as they slice everyone up in the bar*
*sips beer*

Correct Jeans · Apr 23, 2007, 04:42 PM // 16:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Correct Jeans

*kips up*
*throws out chain whip*
*kicks out and kills Spirit of the Sea with the spike at the end.

*

*wonders why Spirit of the Sea isn't dead.*
*stabs him again with chain's spike*
*drinks 6 shots*

I pwnd U · Apr 23, 2007, 05:08 PM // 17:08

*sips beer*
*watches Grim try to kill Even*
*laughs*
*runs and hides*

Correct Jeans · Apr 23, 2007, 05:28 PM // 17:28

*Puts chain whip away in pocket*
*unsheaths broadsword and straightsword (which no one noticed)*
(yes I hav thos in real life too. and im proud of the fact that I actually practice with them)
*Makes sure Spirit of the Sea is dead*

Evenstar · Apr 23, 2007, 05:36 PM // 17:36

*kicks skullcrasher*
*drinks tea*
*sets the bar on fire*

Correct Jeans · Apr 23, 2007, 06:17 PM // 18:17

*runs out of the flames*
*chops Evenstar's arms off for setting the bar on fire*
*walks into the real real bar and orders a drink*

Evenstar · Apr 23, 2007, 06:39 PM // 18:39

*grows new arms*
*kicks jeans*

Correct Jeans · Apr 23, 2007, 06:47 PM // 18:47

*slashes evenstar's leg off*

Soul of the Scythe · Apr 23, 2007, 08:29 PM // 20:29

*grabs evenstars severed leg*
*beats jeans over the head with it*
*challenges swampy to a duel*

SPIRIT OF THE SEA · Apr 23, 2007, 08:35 PM // 20:35

*takes a gun*
*Shoots at swampy but it backfires and killsme*
*Had a funeral but everyone started to sing ON TOP OF THE SCHOOL BUS, allcovered in blood i shot my poor spirit with a 20'' gun. I went to his funeral, i pissed on his grave, some ppl threw flowers, i threw a gernade, he rolled down a mountain and intoa ditch and that was the end of that sun of a bitch*

*while in heaven i look at anyone who tried to kill me at the bar and takes gods sniper rifal and shoots em*
*when they arive at the gates of heaven I kick everyone in balls except girls which i punched in the gut*

*God gets pissed and throws me to hell and i team up with the devil and make arobix work out videos*

Sir Skullcrasher · Apr 23, 2007, 08:38 PM // 20:38

*dropkick pwnd into the fire pit*
*sips beer*

Swampgirl Inez · Apr 23, 2007, 08:49 PM // 20:49

*takes up scythe's challenge*
*wields Nerfbat of DOOM!*

This little bit o' fun was handed down to me from EnDiNg, and I've been the keeper of the Nerfbat ever since. The Nerfbat cannot be defeated!

*Whacks scythe*

Correct Jeans · Apr 23, 2007, 11:31 PM // 23:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soul of the Scythe

*grabs evenstars severed leg*
*beats jeans over the head with it*
*challenges swampy to a duel*

*wonders how he was able to do that when im wielding two swords*
*goes to protective stance (any attackers get slashed!

)*

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPIRIT OF THE SEA

*while in heaven i look at anyone who tried to kill me at the bar and takes gods sniper rifal and shoots em*

(thats from family guy

)

Sir Skullcrasher · Apr 23, 2007, 11:54 PM // 23:54

*blow up swampy with my BFG-9000*
*sips beer*

I pwnd U · Apr 24, 2007, 12:37 AM // 00:37

*gets out of the fire pit*
*shakes off ashes*
*sips beer*
*snipes Grim with a PSV-98*
*laughs*